mixed bag
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mixed bag
A couple driving home one night hits and injures a skunk, the wife gets out and brings it into the car, "it's shivering " she say's, "what shall I do?",
the husband say's "put it between your legs to keep it warm", wife replies "But it stinks" husband replies "SO,HOLD IT'S F*****G NOSE THEN"...
I was at the cashpoint the other day when a little old lady asked if I could help her to check her balance.... so I pushed her over.
A little lad caught his mum and dad having sex,he asks "what you doing?", his father replies "we're trying to make a little baby brother or sister for you", the little lad say's , "Well, can you do it doggy style I'd prefer a puppy"...
A priest checks into a hotel and says to the receptionist " I hope the porn on the television is disabled"
The receptionist replies "No its normal straight porn you sick bas***d"
Husband says to wife "my olympic condoms have arrived, i think i will wear gold tonight." wife says "why dont you wear silver and cum fucking second for a change".
Women says to her husband 'I've just read that a bull is able to mate 3000 time a year, How come you can't do that?"
Man replies "Ask the bull if it shags the same cow every night!"
the husband say's "put it between your legs to keep it warm", wife replies "But it stinks" husband replies "SO,HOLD IT'S F*****G NOSE THEN"...
I was at the cashpoint the other day when a little old lady asked if I could help her to check her balance.... so I pushed her over.
A little lad caught his mum and dad having sex,he asks "what you doing?", his father replies "we're trying to make a little baby brother or sister for you", the little lad say's , "Well, can you do it doggy style I'd prefer a puppy"...
A priest checks into a hotel and says to the receptionist " I hope the porn on the television is disabled"
The receptionist replies "No its normal straight porn you sick bas***d"
Husband says to wife "my olympic condoms have arrived, i think i will wear gold tonight." wife says "why dont you wear silver and cum fucking second for a change".
Women says to her husband 'I've just read that a bull is able to mate 3000 time a year, How come you can't do that?"
Man replies "Ask the bull if it shags the same cow every night!"
bigmac- Number of posts : 71
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Location : Wick
bike/s : CBR1000RR, Monster S4.
Interests : Wearing out back tyres.
Registration date : 2008-08-23
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