Hmmm

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,
You know, we have awonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put onour jackets,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and were on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on

When I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled,
BELL 1 The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled BELL 2, the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled BELL 3, they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled BELL 4, BELL 4
What the hell is BELL 4? asked the husband?

ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, she replied, YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!!

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The firebrigade were trying to rescue and Irish man from the 10th floor of a burning building.

Fireman shouts "jump and we'll catch you in this blanket!"

Irish man replies "Fcuk off! I don't trust you, lay it on the floor!"