Hmmm

Two Irish men find a mirror lying in the middle of the road.
First picks it up, looks into it and says "I recognise that face but can't put a name to it!"
Second guy takes it from him and says "That's me you stupid c*nt!"

Paddy runs into the pub shouting "Mick, somebody has stolen your car...!!"
Mick says " Did you get a good look at him?!"
Paddy says "No! but I got the registration!"

Osama Bin Laden has been arrested in Wales for sheep sha**ing.
In a statement, he said " They were Islambs and he could do what he wanted with them!"

An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odeon.
They had been queuing for three weeks to see the play "Closed for the winter!"

Man lying in bed after sex with his new Thai bride, she keep stroking his c*ck so he says "Do you like my c*ck that much?"
"No" se says "I just miss mine...!"