mixed bag

A couple driving home one night hits and injures a skunk, the wife gets out and brings it into the car, "it's shivering " she say's, "what shall I do?",
the husband say's "put it between your legs to keep it warm", wife replies "But it stinks" husband replies "SO,HOLD IT'S F*****G NOSE THEN"...


I was at the cashpoint the other day when a little old lady asked if I could help her to check her balance.... so I pushed her over.


A little lad caught his mum and dad having sex,he asks "what you doing?", his father replies "we're trying to make a little baby brother or sister for you", the little lad say's , "Well, can you do it doggy style I'd prefer a puppy"...


A priest checks into a hotel and says to the receptionist " I hope the porn on the television is disabled"
The receptionist replies "No its normal straight porn you sick bas***d"


Husband says to wife "my olympic condoms have arrived, i think i will wear gold tonight." wife says "why dont you wear silver and cum fucking second for a change".


Women says to her husband 'I've just read that a bull is able to mate 3000 time a year, How come you can't do that?"
Man replies "Ask the bull if it shags the same cow every night!"