Canna argue wi it....

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take
a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in six weeks'.


A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks'.


A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks'.


The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take two arseholes
out of Scotland, put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have half the
country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.