http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/-t1.htm Fri, 25 Sep 2009 08:14:04 GMT 10 http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3236/cmclogocolourcr1.jpg http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/-t1.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t150.htm Dantheman How a marriage works, apparently... A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and ... Jokes Fri, 25 Sep 2009 08:14:04 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t150.htm#517 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t150.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ranching-t135.htm Dantheman Ranching in Alberta An RCMP officer stops at a ranch in Alberta, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.' The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go into that field over there.' The RCMP officer verbally explodes saying; '' Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.'' Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer. ''See this ... Jokes Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:56:48 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ranching-t135.htm#461 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ranching-t135.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hitler-s-got-the-wrong-bike-t124.htm DaveC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukAhlxl4hmM&NR=1]]> Jokes Fri, 01 May 2009 07:36:34 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hitler-s-got-the-wrong-bike-t124.htm#435 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hitler-s-got-the-wrong-bike-t124.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ah-to-be-sure-t119.htm Dantheman Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?" They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. ... Jokes Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:23:42 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ah-to-be-sure-t119.htm#424 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ah-to-be-sure-t119.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ferrari-t116.htm Dantheman The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Glasgow. The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Govan and Possilpark areas of Glasgow were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions ... Jokes Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:56:11 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ferrari-t116.htm#421 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ferrari-t116.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/canna-argue-wi-it-t115.htm Dantheman An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks'. A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks'. A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both ... Jokes Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:12:13 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/canna-argue-wi-it-t115.htm#420 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/canna-argue-wi-it-t115.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/tother-one-t113.htm Dantheman not all politically correct, and some may offend................ Viz Readers Letters * Hats off to the witty burglars who stole my entire CD collection with The exception of "There is Nothing Left to Lose" by the Foo Fighters. I hope that when sentencing, the judge takes into account their splendid sense of humour. Chris Scaife, Jesmond * What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being The world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that. * ... Jokes Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:04:00 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/tother-one-t113.htm#418 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/tother-one-t113.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t112.htm Dantheman Bob, a biker, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're ... Jokes Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:01:55 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t112.htm#417 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t112.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/jenie-t110.htm Irish Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that ... Jokes Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:12:08 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/jenie-t110.htm#415 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/jenie-t110.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/pierre-the-fighter-pilot-t108.htm bigmac Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says,"Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat ... Jokes Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:35:17 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/pierre-the-fighter-pilot-t108.htm#411 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/pierre-the-fighter-pilot-t108.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/personal-protection-t107.htm Nibbler Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! It is the last paragraph that will do it!!!!! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, ... Jokes Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:35:24 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/personal-protection-t107.htm#409 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/personal-protection-t107.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/rings-t106.htm Nibbler


We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his fucking forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. ]]> Jokes Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:31:41 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/rings-t106.htm#408 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/rings-t106.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/wee-joke-t103.htm Dantheman A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'. 'Well,' says the bloke, ... Jokes Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:43:59 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/wee-joke-t103.htm#395 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/wee-joke-t103.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/happiest-day-t100.htm GIXXER

Arrived at the church .
Wife was waiting at the alter.
Walked the isle.
Kissed her on the cheek.
Smiled and closed the FUCKING LID.]]> Jokes Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:57:13 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/happiest-day-t100.htm#385 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/happiest-day-t100.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/unloved-t99.htm Dantheman Lesley and her husband Barry went for counselling after 27 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Lesley went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 27years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient ... Jokes Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:50:39 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/unloved-t99.htm#384 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/unloved-t99.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/take-the-test-t98.htm naksnatcher Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, just answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready, steady ? GO!!! (Scroll down slowly - a line at a time) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: ... Jokes Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:25:55 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/take-the-test-t98.htm#383 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/take-the-test-t98.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/e-xmas-fairy-t96.htm Nibbler CHRISTMAS FAIRY I am a little fairy On tap o' the Christmas tree It's no' a job I fancy Well, how would you like to be me Aw' tarted up wae tinsel It's enough to make you boak An a couple o' jaggy branches Rammed up the back o' your froack An' these wee lights a'roon me I canna get my sleep An' there's the yearly visit Fae Santa – the big fat creep! On Christmas day I'm stuck up here While you're aw wirin' in An' naebody says "Hey you up there ... Jokes Sun, 28 Dec 2008 09:44:51 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/e-xmas-fairy-t96.htm#381 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/e-xmas-fairy-t96.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/latest-drinking-craze-t91.htm bigmac
Supposedly pouring vodka into a womans vagina and sucking it back out with a straw can increase it's effect.

Doctor's are warning of the effects of 'Minge Drinking' though.]]> Jokes Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:33:42 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/latest-drinking-craze-t91.htm#367 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/latest-drinking-craze-t91.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/funny-medical-situations-t90.htm Nibbler A man dashes into the A&E dept. and yells . . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the taxi'. I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly after protests from the lady I noticed that there were several taxis - - - and I was in the wrong one. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths', I instructed. 'Yes, ... Jokes Sun, 16 Nov 2008 13:46:30 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/funny-medical-situations-t90.htm#366 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/funny-medical-situations-t90.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/jokes-for-brave-men-t89.htm DaveC How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. How do you p*ss off a female archaeologist?? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from. How is a woman like a condom? Both ... Jokes Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:52:17 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/jokes-for-brave-men-t89.htm#356 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/jokes-for-brave-men-t89.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/science-exam-answers-t86.htm Nibbler If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers : Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay ... Jokes Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:41:12 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/science-exam-answers-t86.htm#346 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/science-exam-answers-t86.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/brains-t84.htm bigmac 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.]]> Jokes Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:40:56 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/brains-t84.htm#338 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/brains-t84.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/mixed-bag-t83.htm bigmac A couple driving home one night hits and injures a skunk, the wife gets out and brings it into the car, "it's shivering " she say's, "what shall I do?", the husband say's "put it between your legs to keep it warm", wife replies "But it stinks" husband replies "SO,HOLD IT'S F*****G NOSE THEN"... I was at the cashpoint the other day when a little old lady asked if I could help her to check her balance.... so I pushed her over. A ... Jokes Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:39:22 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/mixed-bag-t83.htm#337 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/mixed-bag-t83.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/message-for-the-manager-t82.htm bigmac A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands 'Actually, no,' he replied. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed ... Jokes Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:35:20 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/message-for-the-manager-t82.htm#336 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/message-for-the-manager-t82.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/where-we-come-from-t81.htm bigmac A little girl asked her father: 'How did the human race appear?' The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?' ... Jokes Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:33:14 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/where-we-come-from-t81.htm#335 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/where-we-come-from-t81.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/lotto-t80.htm bigmac
'Darling, what would you do if i said i'd won the lottery?'

Wife replies, 'Id take half then leave you!'

Bloke says , 'Excellent! I had three numbers and won a tenner.

Here's a fiver ........ Now f**k off!!!!!!']]> Jokes Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:31:01 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/lotto-t80.htm#334 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/lotto-t80.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/cheap-breakdown-cover-t74.htm Omerata

oppps]]> Jokes Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:10:45 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/cheap-breakdown-cover-t74.htm#312 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/cheap-breakdown-cover-t74.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/5-secrets-of-a-perfect-relationship-t72.htm Tugmistress 2. It's important to have a man who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a man you can trust and who would never lie.
4. it's important to have a man who is good in bed and likes being with you.
5 It's absolutely fucking imperative that these four men don't know each other!
]]> Jokes Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:04:59 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/5-secrets-of-a-perfect-relationship-t72.htm#310 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/5-secrets-of-a-perfect-relationship-t72.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/what-s-the-difference-t71.htm Tugmistress .
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Oral sex can make your day but anal sex can make your whole week! ]]> Jokes Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:01:49 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/what-s-the-difference-t71.htm#309 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/what-s-the-difference-t71.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/husband-store-t70.htm GIXXER A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City ,where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes ... Jokes Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:48:08 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/husband-store-t70.htm#308 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/husband-store-t70.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/women-t48.htm Mutley He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'






Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!']]> Jokes Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:51:43 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/women-t48.htm#200 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/women-t48.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/i-think-it-s-good-t46.htm Tugmistress .
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]]> Jokes Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:28:19 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/i-think-it-s-good-t46.htm#187 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/i-think-it-s-good-t46.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/joke-t40.htm Dantheman After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ..... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you...... While ... Jokes Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:46:34 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/joke-t40.htm#146 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/joke-t40.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/paddy-and-the-gorilla-t35.htm bigmac
"Would you shag the Gorilla for £500 Paddy?" he asks

Paddy replies "Yes, but there are three conditions"

One. " I do not KISS to Gorilla"

Two. " My family never find out about it"

Three. " I need a couple of weeks to raise the money!"]]> Jokes Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:25:16 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/paddy-and-the-gorilla-t35.htm#127 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/paddy-and-the-gorilla-t35.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/sex-drums-and-on-the-dole-t34.htm bigmac Postman Pat is retiring and its his last day..... As he goes round his beat people are stopping him, giving him presents and wishing him well. He gets to the blonde's house at no23 and is about to pop the letters thro the letterbox when the door opens and he is greeted by the blonde wearing a very revealing nighty. She ushers him in and drags him upstairs for some of the most mindblowing sex he's ever had. Once they're done and dressed she sits him down at the table and gives him a lovely ... Jokes Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:19:45 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/sex-drums-and-on-the-dole-t34.htm#126 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/sex-drums-and-on-the-dole-t34.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/kids-t33.htm bigmac Got home from work today, the kids were all sat quiet in the living room. Then I noticed the cat on the Kitchen floor, soaking wet and dead as a door nail? "What happened here then?" I asked. "Errrr, just for a laugh, we thought it would be funny to put the cat in the washing machine and turn it on". Well, I suppose it died in Comfort?......................... boom boom, thank you thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal. Jokes Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:59:30 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/kids-t33.htm#125 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/kids-t33.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ex-girlfriend-t30.htm bigmac
I know it's not right but I still have a key to her flat and she's a heavy sleeper.]]> Jokes Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:23:41 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ex-girlfriend-t30.htm#109 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/ex-girlfriend-t30.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/camping-t26.htm bigmac 3 couples decide to go on a camping trip but upon arrival at the campsite they find one of the tents to be ripped. They decide to continue camping using the 2 tents with the men in one tent and women in the other. All is fine till the middle of the night and one of the men goes to get up, he wakes up another.. "what you doin?" "I've got to go next door and sh*g the wife, I've got the biggest boner of my life" "I'd better come with you then" "why?" "cos ... Jokes Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:44:01 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/camping-t26.htm#100 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/camping-t26.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/loads-of-jokes-t24.htm Irish Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Timmy?" "My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's ... Jokes Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:03:02 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/loads-of-jokes-t24.htm#86 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/loads-of-jokes-t24.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/no-bad-t23.htm Dantheman A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?' She ... Jokes Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:39:05 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/no-bad-t23.htm#76 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/no-bad-t23.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/more-t21.htm Dantheman Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. 'Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours.' Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose ... Jokes Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:25:00 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/more-t21.htm#64 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/more-t21.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t17.htm Dantheman Two Irish men find a mirror lying in the middle of the road. First picks it up, looks into it and says "I recognise that face but can't put a name to it!" Second guy takes it from him and says "That's me you stupid c*nt!" Paddy runs into the pub shouting "Mick, somebody has stolen your car...!!" Mick says " Did you get a good look at him?!" Paddy says "No! but I got the registration!" Osama Bin Laden has been arrested in Wales ... Jokes Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:03:03 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t17.htm#43 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t17.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t14.htm Dantheman A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have awonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put onour jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and were on the fire truck ready to go. From now on When I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night. The next night he came home from work ... Jokes Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:40:40 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t14.htm#36 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/hmmm-t14.htm http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/brake-fuild-t11.htm GIXXER
He said that he could stop any time.]]> Jokes Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:54:45 GMT http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/brake-fuild-t11.htm#28 http://caithnessbikers.forumotion.net/jokes-f6/brake-fuild-t11.htm